Feeling Yucky
It's a Thursday morning and I'm feeling yucky again. It hit last night, had pains in my ear and I thought it was just my allergies going nuts. But I woke up this morning feeling like heck and wanting to stay in bed. Not sure WHAT it is but I will say that I want to climb back into bed and waiting up for the Schwan's frozen food guy to get here really isn't a joy that I'm looking forward to. I want darkness, slumber, escape and I want it now DAMMIT lol.
FOX CELEBRITY BOXING SPOILER WARNING UP
Last night was pretty bad though. Just sitting here not feeling well while watching the waste that was FOX celebrity boxing. I think the whole concept would work better as a video game. I mean sure it was great to put a really fat guy like William the Refridgerator Perry up against Manute Bol -- on paper -- but the fight was nothing but snooze city when it hit the ring. I mean no real blows and neither guy really looked like he knew what to do.
Just like the concept of Screech vs. Horshack was great, but really, Screech was 50 pounds heavier and a good deal taller than Horshack. It wasn't going to be a fight. It was a 3 round borefest, highlighted only by Screech playing to the crowd and Horshack not getting the fact that he had no chance in heck of winning the match.
The less said about Chyna vs. Joey Buttafucco the better. Joey cheats. But who didn't expect that?
Again, it would make a great video game. More like an old school street fighter than the current crop of 3-D fighters. Give Horshack and added spirit attack or something to make up for his lack of power. Let Fridge charge people and knock them over. Heck, even make Joey's hip tossing legal as long as Chyna can counter by clotheslining his butt to heck. I'm not sure that anyone would buy it, but heck, I'd buy a game where you can take Chyna and beat the heck out of the very worst celebrities that have filled our airwaves for the last 20 or 30 years. :)
SPOILER WARNING DOWN
And on that note ... no, I have nothing better to do with the day. :)
k9
FOX CELEBRITY BOXING SPOILER WARNING UP
Last night was pretty bad though. Just sitting here not feeling well while watching the waste that was FOX celebrity boxing. I think the whole concept would work better as a video game. I mean sure it was great to put a really fat guy like William the Refridgerator Perry up against Manute Bol -- on paper -- but the fight was nothing but snooze city when it hit the ring. I mean no real blows and neither guy really looked like he knew what to do.
Just like the concept of Screech vs. Horshack was great, but really, Screech was 50 pounds heavier and a good deal taller than Horshack. It wasn't going to be a fight. It was a 3 round borefest, highlighted only by Screech playing to the crowd and Horshack not getting the fact that he had no chance in heck of winning the match.
The less said about Chyna vs. Joey Buttafucco the better. Joey cheats. But who didn't expect that?
Again, it would make a great video game. More like an old school street fighter than the current crop of 3-D fighters. Give Horshack and added spirit attack or something to make up for his lack of power. Let Fridge charge people and knock them over. Heck, even make Joey's hip tossing legal as long as Chyna can counter by clotheslining his butt to heck. I'm not sure that anyone would buy it, but heck, I'd buy a game where you can take Chyna and beat the heck out of the very worst celebrities that have filled our airwaves for the last 20 or 30 years. :)
SPOILER WARNING DOWN
And on that note ... no, I have nothing better to do with the day. :)
k9
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