Morning
I realized why I was craving tea last night. It was pouring down rain, 80's music was blaring from 80's movies and ... for one brief shining hour or so ... I was a total geek and back in Seattle the 80's. I mean, there's not much difference between me then and me now except I'm heavier and I have a lot more hair ... oh well.
I'm realizing that hiring Stef as a stalker could be a good career move for her. I mean think about it, she's 14 hours away, she has no interest in stalking people, she's gorgeous, and she's never around. (This idea is PATENT PENDING.) So it's like free money for not giving a damn about the world. We could get B or D level celebrities to line up to be stalked just so they'd have a stalker! I mean being stalked is the new trend in Hollywood and I'm sure there would be people signing up for this service! Think of it, a stalker who doesn't write you, who doesn't call, who doesn't show up at your house, who does nothing but write her name down on the "Sure, I'm your stalker, right, whatever" list. Remember PATENT PENDING.
I mean that would fund the convent in the woods that she's planning to build! Think of it, well, until I get my hands on it and add a casino and Vegas style acts (PATENT PENDING), it could be a beautiful setting in the Canadian wilderness -- family style fund at the Church of the perpetually stalked!
I'm either a genius or she's going to find me and beat me up for being bratty.
In other news, my folks have left town. They're going to Seattle for a week. So the house will be extra quiet and I'll have responsibility up the wazoo for a week. It's also Kobe day two. I am scheduled to work 11AM-8PM. Why? Because I know my hosts won't be around until then ...
Dear god.
k9
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I'm realizing that hiring Stef as a stalker could be a good career move for her. I mean think about it, she's 14 hours away, she has no interest in stalking people, she's gorgeous, and she's never around. (This idea is PATENT PENDING.) So it's like free money for not giving a damn about the world. We could get B or D level celebrities to line up to be stalked just so they'd have a stalker! I mean being stalked is the new trend in Hollywood and I'm sure there would be people signing up for this service! Think of it, a stalker who doesn't write you, who doesn't call, who doesn't show up at your house, who does nothing but write her name down on the "Sure, I'm your stalker, right, whatever" list. Remember PATENT PENDING.
I mean that would fund the convent in the woods that she's planning to build! Think of it, well, until I get my hands on it and add a casino and Vegas style acts (PATENT PENDING), it could be a beautiful setting in the Canadian wilderness -- family style fund at the Church of the perpetually stalked!
I'm either a genius or she's going to find me and beat me up for being bratty.
In other news, my folks have left town. They're going to Seattle for a week. So the house will be extra quiet and I'll have responsibility up the wazoo for a week. It's also Kobe day two. I am scheduled to work 11AM-8PM. Why? Because I know my hosts won't be around until then ...
Dear god.
k9
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