If you hadn’t noticed, I’m in the middle of writing a 2-day-1-season “One Day at TechTV” marathon. I’m making no bones about it: I’m bored. I have no life, and I’m blowing out 2002 with a massive writing session to take my mind off of both.

TELL YOUR FRIENDS. Tell everyone, if they like to see a man at the end of his rope writing comedy about TechTV — then they’ll enjoy the next 36 hours or so. If they like really bad jokes about really strange subjects, they’ll probably enjoy it too — so spread the word.

I’ve been inspired by a Gnome, hence the name of the season, and I’m making up this entire season off the top of my head as I write. Be afraid … be VERY afraid …

And have a @#$#ing great New Year’s.