Uggers

I have a headache and my stomach is a mess. I know I’m sick because I actually had a dream where I was sick. Then woke up feeling the same.

I had a dream that a group of people were using dinosaurs to take over the world. I was one of the few survivors along with, of all people, Martin Sargent. We found him in a house that was literally filled with hundreds of thousands of old wrestling magazines. It was scary. It would have been better if we let the dinosaurs eat him. I blame it on a late night conversation with Stef last night. Since she’s the biggest MS fan on earth. Or so I say … she’s probably going to hit me for exposing her dirty little secret to the world. She says she likes Kevin, but everyone knows Canadian girls go for M A R T I N.

Reuploading parts of the sites right now. When I resized photos the other day I noticed that I hadn’t done the 10% compression the last time I did captures so I ended up reconverting them as well. So HOPEFULLY those George W. Bush captures will be a bit easier to download now without too much quality loss.

Last night the Trio channel had a show on called “American Mullets” where they featured, well, fat people with mullets. Nothing wrong with being fat, however, a 250-lb. woman who looks exactly like Penn Gillette of Penn & Teller going on and on about her mullet is liberating and how the world needs to get over gender roles and accept her and her mullet as the sexiest … okay at that point I flipped the channel. I was able to sit through the Billy Ray Cirus look alike because he wasn’t too bad, but female Penn with a mullet just scared the hell out of me. I thought I was going to have nightmares about it but I dreamt about people riding dinosaurs and using them to eat people instead. Go figure.

We still should have let Martin to all those wrestling magazines.

Why couldn’t I have dreamt about Morgan? Finding her in a house full of wrestling magazines would be strange, but dammit, it’s MORGAN, you know, the current femme fatale of TechTV. The girl that they’re pairing with Cat because Cat’s popular with the executives but they realize that they need Morgan there to balance out the segment or NO ONE WILL WATCH. Plus they’re hoping that she’d get seduced by all the attention and finally put on the bikini and make their dreams come true.

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Days like this I miss soda at 8 am.

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