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With just one day to go until his scheduled all-day evidentiary hearing to help determine if he has violated his probation of the felony charges he took a plea deal on last year, Bicycling enthusiast and social media influencer Lane Myers released yet another “bedtime story” to Andrea “Illuminate the Dark” Dotson’s YouTube page. For some reason, Myers abandoned his new “Lane Wick” character for the audio address, instead, taking on extended references to Communism for the statement: Tuesday I will have my hearing in front of Kim Jong-un and his tribe, where we'll decide if I was bad enough to get transferred to communist China or I'm allowed to go back as a free citizen of the United States. My lawyer is very confident. I'm very confident. But as with all things, when you're going before Kim Jong-un himself, you have to take into consideration that Kim Jong-un doesn't like people that advocate for freedom like I do. And then when you have the prosecutors from the communist regime, or Conover herself, communist Conover's regime, you know, they like to hate on freedom.