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Jailed bicycle enthusiast, self-proclaimed modern Marthin Luther King Jr., social media influencer and zippy dresser Lane Myers communicated with his fans from the Pima County Adult Detention Center in which he promised absolute victory in his eventual appeal of either his current conviction of stalking and harassment or of his pending probation violation. In a new audio address on Andrea “Illuminate the Dark” Dotson’s YouTube channel, Myers claimed that he gained access to the jail’s law library and that a recent finding by Arizona’s Court of Appeals for district one would guarantee his victory in said appeal. Myers stated: Hey uh free people of the of the earth. This is Lane Myers from the dungeon in North Korea where I was uh given access to to freedom and the law library and and my reading shows me that on August twenty fourth, twenty twenty six, the Arizona Court of Appeals that for Division One issued a published opinion in the state v s V V Campo C A M P O case where they ruled that YouTube and probation mix.