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Free range grandmother, anarchist and all-around swell gal Regan Benson insulted a small child on Friday, marking the twenty-fifth anniversary of the terrorist attacks against America with a mock gagging reflex and a round of laughter after a little girl presented a banner honoring first responders at Denver’s District 3 police station. Benson was at the location to continue her “Get Your Help from a Crackhead” campaign, which, in typical fashion, has turned into a campaign about her rights. Stating that her crude drawings and anti-police messaging on public property is “documented protected speech” and has been threatening lawsuits against both the city of Denver and the city of Englewood, Colorado, for cleaning up her work. The sometime advocate for the homeless, has rejected her own messaging of help for the homeless in recent days to carry on what appears to many to be a campaign to provoke an arrest and a quick payout from either city in “go away” money.