7:33 AM 10/19/01
So I’m Blogging again as I get ready to go out mystery shopping this morning. It’s a lot of running around to here and there and the middle of nowhere. But at $11 a shop for a few hours of work I’m making pretty good money for just a little bit of driving.
So far the poll results aren’t as surprising as I thought and they’re not at all scientific. I think I voted twice myself and I’m sure others have voted multiple times so it’s a tainted 13 votes. Yes, 13 votes, as we speak. Which is pretty good for us, since there’s 10 questions and most of them have been designed to make you laugh or appeal to the many Patrick fans out there. Well, I can say I designed it to do that, but really, I made up the questions and answers at 2:30 am when I really should be sleeping so god only knows what’s up there.
The results say that you all like Leo as an anchor on Techlive but you don’t want to see him naked and his shirts aren’t a drawing point.
So far Laura is leading the “sexiest” vote. Probably due to her many self pronounced stalkers voting en masse. Same goes with Patrick. He’s tied or leading whatever category I put him in. What’s disturbing is that “Kilt Enhanced” Patrick is leading plain old “Patrick” 5-0 in the sexiest vote. What’s even scarier is that the Gnome and Adam have actual votes and there are 0 votes for Martin, Leo or Steve in that category. I mean come on folks, someone has to find Leo sexy. I mean they do don’t they?
Martin is running away with the scariest thing on techtv category. This does not surprise me. Between the two categories he’s leading the pack as both his skirt antics and speedo antics have apparently scarred people for life.
And wat up wif dat? NO votes for Kristen for anything? She’s one hot mama jama folks! Vote for her even if it’s so I don’t use “wat up with dat?” again.
If you’re from techtv or if you know anyone who hasn’t voted yet, please do me a favor and either vote or encourage them to vote. That way, when I sneak these into the strips you can’t say I was totally unfair. Hey the polls are open to anyone and if you think this one is bad … wait until next week! Mohahahahahahaha! Only one question from now on so hopefully you’ll stick around for that.
With that, I’m on the road now. Take care all. New strips hopefully tonight.
— k9