As portrayed by his Twitter (I refused to call it X) feed, Grant Smith Ellis is having another really bad week to an already bad month in a year that would have made anyone else pack up and move elsewhere.
Smith Ellis was already embroiled in controversy after being easily manipulated by Aidan “Turtleboy” Kearney into receiving protection order taken out by Turtleboy follower. The incident was over standing in line for access to the Karen Read case.
The woman threw his chair, he may have pushed her back, but it was two on one in a kindergarten fight and now Smith Ellis must wear the tag of “woman batterer” forever as the Turtle God, who has a protection order for the exact same thing, has deemed him unworthy of line sitting in a case involving the immortal deity Karen Read.
This is where any sane person would have walked away. Seriously. Turtleboy is at the top of his turtle game, showing that he was just manipulative enough to get the chair policy thrown out so he could get his face on the internet every day as they escort him out of the court room when a witness he’s accused of intimidating comes in to testify.
Instead of retreating, Smith Ellis launched into a righteous attack on… Kate Peter.
Kate Peter is a lot of things. She, too, is facing witness intimidation charges for supposedly harassing Turtleboy of all people in an almost non-related matter. She promotes the downtrodden and gets a Mother Theresa meets Howard Stern Circa 1997 vibe at times, but she sees herself as a good broad and probably is.
She’s also a vicious fighter who, exactly two years ago today, allegedly forced poor Jose “Chille” DeCastro to a near death panic as she mauled him with her boob, multiple times, at a Memorial Day parade where he was stopping short for unknown reason.
The point being, you don’t mess with Kate, especially on her home turf. If you thought Turtleboy was bad, having Turtleboy’s people and Kate’s people come at you at once would make you run away from the internet and promise that a Welsh solicitor would be hand delivering a certified letter to your alleged victims next Tuesday. If he wasn’t lost in a snowstorm.
Grant hit Kate with charges that she didn’t properly account for funds from a fundraiser for Turtleboy’s ex-girlfriend. Kate hit back that Grant was a manchild who was trying to sleep with the ex-girlfriend and jealous of Kate’s friendship with her. Grant says the feds are coming in to investigate Kate. Kate says that Grant is a manipulative drama queen who knows less how to keep a girl than Turtleboy.
Kindergarten has evolved into 10th grade drama.
At this point, Grant’s only real options are either to leave reporting of this story alone and focus on repairing his reputation, or to continue the fight on all sides with Turtleboy and Kate and go down in a blaze of dishonor.
No matter what he chooses, nobody in the Canton area will like him and he won’t be the Queen of the Winter Ball any time soon.
We’ll continue to follow the drama in Canton as it plays out in real time. Will CPU Tom throw a chair? Will more ex-girlfriends of Turtleboy line up to totally not date Grant? Will Kate Peter go on a boob mashing rampage?
Tune in tomorrow, kids, as these are the days of our lives!
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