The mind behind the Public Documents of Chille DeCastro released a brand-new website on Monday, parodying Jose “Chille” DeCastro’s future run for governor in an unspecified state.
DeCastro has been promising a run for governor to his fans for over a year now with little details on when or where he’ll run (currently settling on “2028 or 2030”) but has been announcing policy details that change each week during his live infomercials.
On Sunday, February 11, 2024, he announced that police in his state would be armed only with cameras when they approached subjects. All weapons would be banned from day-to-day use for each officer. While he promised that an officer could “take someone out” if need be, he didn’t explain how they would if the officers were unarmed.
DeCastro also announced that it would be illegal for officers to punch or kick suspects who were being held by two or more other officers. Focusing on the idea of “digital detainment” (a suspect complying because they were on camera), DeCastro indicated that there would be no need for physical violence in the restraining process.
The new website features parody campaign videos, along with actual quotes from DeCastro and media links. News links featuring the future gubernatorial candidate are provided by reallycoolsite.org.
For those interested, the site is now live at: https://josedecastroforgovernor.com
Disclosure: While links are featured from ReallyCoolSite with our permission, no promotional or financial promises or gains have been exchanged to feature that material. Jim Finch, the owner/reporter of ReallyCoolSite.org, has no editorial influence over the new site.
Case Links
The Public Documents of Jose Maria “Chille” DeCastro
https://thepublicdocuments.com/
DeCastro vs. Peter, etc. – California State Superior Court
https://www.lacourt.org/casesummary/ui/index.aspx?casetype=civil (Use case: 23SMCV00538)
DeCastro vs. Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67210646/decastro-v-las-vegas-metropolitan-police-department/
DeCastro vs. Mcknight (Federal Court filed in Nevada vs. Ohio)
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68308740/decastro-v-mcknight/
DeCastro vs. Wagner (Ironton) – APPEAL
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67862227/jose-decastro-v-pam-wagner/
Feb 14, 2024 Arrest (Las Vegas)
https://municourt.lasvegasnevada.gov (Defendants, DeCastro, Jose, 9/11/74)
Maryland Criminal Complaint by Collin Campbell
https://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/casesearch/inquiry-search.jsp (Use case: D-09-CR-24-000572)
DeCastro vs. State of Nevada (Appeal of March 2024 conviction)
https://www.clarkcountycourts.us (Use case: C-24-381730-A)
DeCastro vs. Evan McKnight, Defendants (Lawsuit against Ironton filed in Nevada state court)
https://www.clarkcountycourts.us (Use case: A-24-888450-C)
Rodgers v. Winfrey (Deboraugh Rodgers Federal Case)
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/66901243/rodgers-v-winfrey/
Dollarhide v. Dickens (Jason Dollarhide Federal Case)
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/64862375/dollarhide-v-dickens/
DeCastro vs. Abrams & Peter (Dismissed)
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/64946355/decastro-v-abrams/
DeCastro vs. Wagner (Ironton) (Dismissed)
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63235878/decastro-v-wagner/
DeCastro vs. Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department – APPEAL (Dismissed)
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67693595/jose-decastro-v-lvmpd/
Wallace v. Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department (Dismissed)
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67423252/wallace-v-las-vegas-metropolitan-police-department/
Maryland Peace Order by Collin Campbell (Closed)
https://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/casesearch/inquiry-search.jsp (Use case: D-09-CV-24-809545)
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