Last month I thought I broke a toe. Turns out it was a painful spider bite and it went away. Call me Michael Jackson.
Last year I really did break a toe. Smashed it good in a door frame.
This year … I think I broke 2. For real giant bruises and swelling as I sit here downing aleve.
After my weekly phone meeting was over I went downstairs. My mom was bitching because she couldn’t split a piece of wood. She bitches at me until I try it. Mind you I’m half awake and I’m in my socks. I give it a couple of whacks and the ax, which had been stuck in the wood, is now really stuck in the wood. So I lift the axe up and swing and … the rigging wood goes flying off right on my right foot.
Pain like you wouldn’t believe. Right now the 2nd toe on my right foot is almost as big as my big toe. lol. Pain. Joy. I just wanted to go to bed. Now I’m contemplating the hospital as we end the day.
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