In an act of sheer insanity, the cast of the Welsh News Network recorded what is said to be the very worst version of the popular Christmas themed song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”
The newly released YouTube video features cast regulars such as Host Dan, Host Becca, Hank the Texan, Shuggy the Scot, Coke Dog, Herbert the Pervert, Elmo, Southern Belle, and, regretfully, Jim Finch of ReallyCoolNews.
This promo, of course, is a desperately worded abuse of power by the basement dwelling geek in charge of the paper in order to impress “the chicks” with his singing prowess. Described as a stunt “on a level even Turtleboy wouldn’t stoop to,” the act of holiday cheer should be appreciated for its sheer disastrous nature.
The track was produced by Hank the Texan and recorded in a mysterious recording session that later saw the graveyard dwelling character of “Lil Jimmy” kicked out of the graveyard of the palatial Welsh News Network estates and forced to face the world without his family after repeated incidents involving “Nice Dan” and ice cream.
If anyone can follow that last paragraph while sober, you’re a better person than most, or a regular viewer of the daily Welsh News Network broadcasts.
The Welsh News Network is scheduled to go on holiday hiatus from Thursday, December 21, 2023, until Wednesday, December 27. Host Dan of WNN is not responsible for any mental or physical damage caused by the quasi-demonic recording. View at own risk.
Disclosure: ReallyCoolNews works in conjunction with the Welsh News Network. Owner/Reporter Jim Finch appears regularly on WNN programming. This “press release” is a Turtleboy level act of inadvertent comedy and shouldn’t be taken as more than a funny little fluff piece to promote a tongue in cheek butchering of nobody’s favorite Christmas tune.
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