So it’s Sunday and it’s 32 degrees out. It got really cold last night and our dish is still out. It’s kind of nice because it’s a break from the war coverage that I’ve been watching for days now, but man, it’s WRESTLEMANIA today and if my dish isn’t up tonight I can’t help in the coverage.
When it gets cold overnight my dreams get kind of weird. Last night I had yet another dream that I was back in Canada with Laura. This time we were going to supposedly haunted bed & breakfasts. We also had Rachel with us. At every place when it came to decide who would sleep in the haunted room they would always decide it would be me. Then they wouldn’t tell me. So I’d go to bed oblivious. I didn’t see anything after three or four stops. Then on the fifth one I woke up to see things floating around the room. I looked up and there was a fully old fashioned white glowing specter standing in the middle of the room. I looked bored. He started yelling about blood dripping from the walls and that sort of stuff. I wasn’t impressed. He finally gave up and asked why I wasn’t scared. I asked him if he’d seen my traveling companions. He said yes. I asked had he seen them fight over who got to drive or what mall we were going to buy shoes at next. He shuddered at the thought. I said “that’s why I’m not scared of you” and he said “I can see why,” then excused himself and vanished. I went back to sleep.
I had a 70’s show dream after that. Eric got Donna pregnant then she broke up with him before telling him. Jackie dumped Hyde when Michael got money from a game show. Hyde went after Donna again but she told him to drop it because she was getting back with Eric. Michael bought a firetruck and painted it green. The driver’s license place girl rented a room from the Foreman’s and Kitty and Red were in bed listening to strange thuds at night on the wall they shared with that room. Jackie got back with Hyde after Michael decided to tour the country in his pot green fire truck. Red eventually started shooting up the house with a shotgun after he discovered that the thuds were from Fez getting lucky with the driver’s license place girl.
God I miss that show. I can’t pick up FOX on my UHF antenna any more. Which totally sucks. No 70’s, Simpsons, Malcom … maaaaaaaaaaan. Okay I’m not missing American Idol, but the rest! It totally sucks.
And now I’m going to stagger to my work account and try something completely different.
It’s still snowing. 2-4 inches.
God help us all.
k9