The day after Xmas and I’m looking outside, tons of shoveling, and dammit, I can’t hide …
It snowed for most of the day yesterday then the winds kicked up and it drifted everywhere. I shoveled the front walk last night so it wouldn’t be so bad, but it looks like it blew anyway and I’ll be out there for a while digging the cars out. I really don’t want to move right now.
You know how everyone dreams of a “white Christmas?”
I have to think they’re all on freaking drugs, man.
Snow is bad. Shoveling is bad. The world is bad and I didn’t win the @#$#@ powerball lotto.
Bastards.
Things are so bad that CNN has pretty much anyone they can find on the air this morning. We’re talking their cheesy plastic haired doctor along with the 8th string backup co-hostess. It’d be like Regis & Kelly featuring Leo Laporte & a bag lady. It’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Scary.
So now I’m being harassed by animals who want out or food or something. I’m taking my allergy pills then I’m going to out into the snow and make a dark and evil fortress to all the women in my life.
Have a great day.
k9