Blogger Aidan “Turtleboy” Kearney (Turtleboy) premiered a new line of phallic themed “intimidator” merchandise on his website this week as he attempted to capitalize on a nickname given to him by Karen Read’s legal team.
The merchandise has been branded with an eggplant emoji with the words “They call me ‘The Intimidator’” written above it. Turtleboy is selling coffee mugs, t-shirts and tank tops featuring the slogan and phallic symbol and has promoted the merchandise on his social media sites since their release.
The “Intimidator” nickname came from evidence presented in the Karen Read murder investigation that Karen Read’s associates called the blogger by the term, referring to his role in allegedly intimidating witnesses. Upon release from jail, Turtleboy announced that the nickname referred to “what is in my pants” when asked about it interviews following his release.
To some, the diminutive blogger’s sexualized merchandise sales are not unexpected as Kearney has admitted to distributing revenge porn featuring his current and former girlfriends in court. In fact, Kearney was porn bombed by a masturbation video of himself (apparently leaked by a girlfriend) last year when he made an appearance on Lauren DeLaguna’s YouTube channel.
Turtleboy Exposed in DeLaguna Porn Bomb
His hypersexuality and maintaining multiple girlfriends while still married has been worn as a badge of honor in his community as he embraces his newfound celebrity. It is unclear how he will maintain his lifestyle should be convicted of the 18 felony an misdemeanor charges he is facing for witness intimidation relation charges.
Those interested in Turtleboy’s miniature eggplant emblazed products can find links on his social media and website.
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